Does This Cupcake Make My Ass Look Small?I drug (word?) my achy body into hot yoga again this morning in my attempt to break out of my funk that i am blaming in part on the…Apr 3, 2021Apr 3, 2021
I Dated a Rockstar and all I got was this Lousy Kombucha CodeI am trying really hard to make healthy choices right now. I know I will thank myself. Eventually. I say this on a daily basis. To…Feb 22, 2021Feb 22, 2021
Let’s Talk About PornLet’s talk about porn. I have a history with porn. I think we all do to some extent. The longer you have been alive, the longer your…Jan 29, 2021Jan 29, 2021
Tourniquet“The guy I am dating gave me two tourniquets. One for my car and one for my purse”.Jan 14, 2021Jan 14, 2021
Tantra for Rock ClimbersDon’t forget to pack a pair of nail clippers. This from my friend Butch who apparently knew more about what I was getting myself into than…Nov 28, 2020Nov 28, 2020
mom ticklesWhen I was younger my mom’s house was a sanctuary for me. I never really felt like I had a home growing up as we lived in my stepfather’s…Nov 9, 20202Nov 9, 20202
